Absolute Johannes factotum

SCP-4337 ^(?)

SCP-4337 is a combat knife, 38 cm long, with three crescent moons engraved on its blade. When someone stabs another person in the heart with it, after two hours, an email appears in the inbox of the surviving person, containing a response to a question they had posed to the victim just before the stabbing. This message is believed to come from another dimension and is a "support ticket" response from a mysterious entity. The knife is kept in a standard containment locker and can only be used for testing on D-class personnel scheduled for termination, primarily for low-priority questions.

1969 Talladega 500 ^(?)

The 1969 Talladega 500, the inaugural race at Alabama International Motor Speedway, is widely remembered as "the worst NASCAR race ever" due to a major boycott by most Grand National Series drivers. Led by Richard Petty and the Professional Driver Association, drivers refused to race over severe safety concerns regarding tire failures at the high speeds of the newly built track. Despite NASCAR president Bill France's efforts, including offering free admission to the 1970 Daytona 500 to attendees, most star drivers left, leading to a field largely composed of independent racers and slower cars. Richard Brickhouse ultimately won the controversial race in a new Dodge Charger Daytona, though his victory was disputed by Jim Vandiver due to an alleged scoring error.